Give me Pig​-​Dogs or give me DEATH (Best of Vol. 2)

by The Tone Deaf Pig-Dogs

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The 2nd helping of the Tone Deaf Pig-Dogs best of songs. In 1989 we formed a band....we were goofy....somehow we just got angrier and angrier...but here's some of the dumb shit that still makes us laugh. Even sometimes sing this shit to each other on the phone (Happy Birthday, Turnip Greens). A collection of songs from "Can of Whoop-Ass" 7 inch (1995), "Too Early to Tell, Too Late to Give a Shit" 7 Inch (1997), "Saved by the Bail" LP (1999) and a few Bonus Track from "Tone Deaf and Disorderly" LP (1993), The Tone Deaf Pig-Dogs....from Hell (1989/90), Irrelevant (2014), Various Demos.

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released September 5, 2019

Mike Nickerson - Vocals/Guitar/Bass/Drums
The Reverend James T. Warbington - Guitar/Vocals/Drums/Bass
Dom Solo Totino - Bass/Vocals
Adam Funaro - Drums
Kevin ZeeNose (aka cranky mcFukStick) - Guitar/Drums
Mike Messer - Guitar/Bass/Drums
Mark Warbington - Guitar/Bass/Drums
Spanky - Drums
Keefe Justice - Drums
Elliot Goff- Bass
Grant Nickerson - Badass


all rights reserved (c) Copyright 2016 - J.Warbington, M.Nickerson, D. Totino.

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The Tone Deaf Pig-Dogs Atlanta, Georgia

The Tone Deaf Pig-Dogs form in 1989 in Atlanta, Georgia- breaking up in 2000. Later revived with founding member Mike Nickerson and Main Member Dom Totino reformed and continued until 2013 releasing the Ill Relevant E.P.. Only to reform again in 2019 with Founding members Mark Warbington, James Warbington, Dom Totino and long standing musician partner Scott Stripling. Currently we are still here! ... more

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Track Name: Cranium
I drank all your soda and then I pissed in your cup
Now I’m hoping that you don’t beat me up
Don’t kick in my cranium, don’t kick in my cranium, don’t kick in my cranium
I went to you house, and grabbed your girlfriends ass
You tried to kill me but I ran really fast
Don’t kick in my cranium, don’t kick in my cranium, don’t kick in my cranium
Track Name: Don't Need this
I wanna watch these bridges burn I wanna cover all these tracks
I wanna keep moving forward and I never wanna look back
I just want something, I need something, I need anything but this
I swear I’ve had enough
And I don’t need this
And I don’t need you
And I don’t need anyone telling me what I should do
I wanna watch the doors close, I wanna feel something new
I wanna burn every map that leads back to you
I don’t need this, I don’t need shit
I don’t need my head to ache
From this day to day this life of mistake
And I don’t need this
And I don’t need you
And I don’t need anyone telling me what I should do
Track Name: Drip
Cant sleep- that annoying sound
It wakes me up everytime I lay down
Grab the bat and take a swing at it
This price fister is a piece of shit
Drip, drip, drip
It’s a sign that I’m getting more pissed
But im so conflicted I wanna slit my rists
Tired of being nice I’m gonna scream and yell
I’m going crazy this drippings hell!
Drip, drip, drip
I am tired of this shit – gonna break this faucet
Plug my ears and sleep in the closet
What can I say, I’m going insane
It won’t stop so I blew out my brains
Drip, drip- Drop
Track Name: Happy Birthday
Oh Happy Birthday
Track Name: Wasting my time
Everyday is something new and unique
Which proves to me you are so fucking weak
Lame ass excuse with that lame ass smile
You wanna be an Adult with a brain of a child
I am tired of wasting my time!
Wishy Washy words come from your mouth
You say so fucking much but I don’t know how
One day you are you, and the next day you are not
I have had it up to here with your retarded brain rot
I am tired of wasting my time!
I am tired of wasting my time!
Track Name: Doc Martens
I am 22, I was 14 then
Who the fuck sets all these trends
I use to wear boots- to show my pride
Now everyone’s gotta em and they lost their shine
Doc Marten is a superstar and Anarchy is just a word
I use to be a punk and now it’s a trendy term
You hated me for the way I was dressed
And you, you couldn’t care less
About my boots or my loss of pride
Cause now everyone’s got ‘em
And they lost their shine
I am 22, I was 14 then
Who the fuck sets all these trends
I use to wear boots- to show my pride
Now everyone’s gotta em and they lost their shine
Doc Marten is a superstar and Anarchy is just a word
I use to be a punk and now it’s a trendy term
Track Name: Napalm is your Friend
Agent Orange ain’t shit
Takes too long you know
And grenades are stupid
When there’s napalm to blow
Drive bys really suck
When you got better things to do
And acid’s disappointing
Because it’s easy to dilute
Sticking to your face and it’s burning your hands
It wants to be close to you- Napalm is your friend
When the time comes, be true to your plans
Remember kids jesus saves and Napalm is your friend
DDT and TNT what a waste of time
You’re just taking chances planting land mines
Daddy always told me if you do it, do it right
So me and my pal Napalm will hit the town tonight
Sticking to your face and it’s burning your hands
It wants to be close to you- Napalm is your friend
When the time comes, be true to your plans
Remember kids jesus saves and Napalm is your friend
Track Name: Frolickin (thru the Clover)
The world today has gotten down right tough.......
Track Name: Disappointed
Disappointed in you, disappointed in me
Disappointed I tried, disappointed self esteem
Disappointed in you, disappointed in me
Disappointed in life, it’s disappointing it seems
Track Name: Emo Kid
I really wanna see the little emo kid cry……
Track Name: We sound like shit
We sound like shit – and we don’t care
We don’t worry with our hair
We sound like shit – so fucking what
We’ve played center stage and pizza hut
We sound like shit!!!!! And we like it!!!!!!!!!!!
We sound like shit – and we don’t care
We leave stains in our underwear
We are tired of just being normal……
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
We sound like shit!!!! And we like it!!!!
We just do as we please, but sounding like shit is not a disease
We sound like shit, and we’re not alone
You don’t like the music got the fuck home
We sound like shit!!!! And we like it!!!!
(drunken on the floor solo with Mike just talking shit while I do goofy shit)
We sound like shit – and we don’t care
We don’t worry with our hair
We sound like shit – so fucking what
We’ve played center stage and pizza hut
We sound like shit!!!!! And we like it!!!!!!!!!!!
Track Name: Piss Off (Demo)
Too many Nazis
Too Many Clones
Too Many People
Wont leave me alone
Too many Junkies
Begging me for Change
Too many assholes
Know my name
I don’t like people
People like You!
Why don’t you….Piss Off
Too many motherfuckers
Talking too much shit
Too many listeners
Believing it’s legit
Track Name: Turnip Greens
You say I love you Slug- Yer my favorite Slug
I say Fuck You! I say Fuck You!!!!
You say I like yer hair, it looks great today
I say Fuck You! I say Fuck You!!!!
You all say you love me, but I don’t give a fuck
If you really loved me, then here’s a dick to suck!
You wanna have my baby, but say yer pregnant anyway
I say Fuck You! I say Fuck You!!!!
You say purple is your favorite color, either Prince or Ozzy is god
I say Fuck You! I say Fuck You!!!!
You all say you love me, but I don’t give a fuck
If you really loved me, then here’s a dick to suck!
You take baths with Baboons and brush your teeth with their groins
I say Fuck You! I say Fuck You!!!!
You bite your toenails and then try to kiss me
I say Fuck You! I say Fuck You!!!!
You all say you love me, but I don’t give a fuck
If you really loved me, then here’s a dick to suck!
You pluck the hair from your ass, You say you like Turnip Greens
I say Fuck You! I say Fuck You!!!!
You say you need romance, I say douche that thing
Before I Fuck you!!! Before I fuck you!
You all say you love me, but I don’t give a fuck
If you really loved me, then here’s a dick to suck!
Track Name: Monkey
Mommy I wanna monkey, honey we don’t have the money
Money doesn’t grow on trees, monkeys grow on fucking trees
I wanna a monkey
Mommy can I have one, Son that would be dumb
Come on mommy give me one, I’ll teach him how to shoot a gun
I wanna a monkey
Mommy I gotta know, I wanna monkey of my own
He can teach my how to smile, girls love my monkey style
I wanna a monkey
Track Name: Stalker
I come into your home, when you aren’t there
I give your paranoia just a little scare
I plant bombs, I stalk, I kill
Get a life you senile fuck, go and take yer pills
I plant plutonium, I bug your phones
I am watching you baby every time you are alone
I am waiting at wal-mart to shoot you down
Get a life you senile fuck- stop fucking around
I’ll call your phone, maybe you’ll call back
When you least expect it is when I’ll attack
You’ll be electrocuted when you wonder what I said
I’m a punk rock fucker and the target is on yer head
I……Hate…….You
Track Name: The Only Thing
I wanna kick you in face
I wanna beat you in the head
I wanna throw you off a bridge
I wanna see you fucking dead
Cause that’s the only thing……
That gets through to you!
I wanna smash in yer lungs
I wanna crush yer heart
I wanna hit you with a bat
So you can understand
Cause that’s the only thing……
That gets through to you!
I wanna see you smile
When I hit you with my car
I wanna break your arm
And feed them to you
Cause that’s the only thing……
That gets through to you!
Track Name: Little Red Corvette
Move over baby, give me the keys
I’m gonna try to tame that little red love machine……
Track Name: The Egg that laid the Golden Chicken
This is true- for an English creative writing assignment, “Farmer” Mike Nickerson turned this in as his homework. Not sure what happened, I just remembered us laughing our asses off and then doing this with the story. From Tone Deaf Pig-Dogs from Hell- 1989 LP. Mike telling the story, James on Drums and Mark on Bass…..our contribution to the delta blues…..
Track Name: You Suck
Think you are an individual by following a crowd
You call me a loser for being different and proud
Think you are so cool because you follow the trends
And because I don’t, you wont be my friend
I don’t care about you anymore
I think you suck- 1, 2, 3, 4
No mind of your own, you are brainwashed by MTV
Angry, Young and Stupid is how they want you to be
After everything I’ve done you should be kissing my ass
I should be respected, but I am still the outcast
I don’t care about you anymore
I think you suck- 1, 2, 3, 4
Take Me Home! Honey Ramone
Track Name: (Someone dropped an) A-Bomb
Get up morning at the crack of Dawn (Dawn’s my wife)
Went out to my back yard and my barn was gone
Chickens didn’t lay no eggs, the roosters didn’t crow
How was I supposed to know my Barn was gonna go?
Someone dropped an A Bomb…..right on my barn
My wife is ugly as a swine, my kids are little piglets
Every morning and the break of day I eat atomic jiblets
The money from the insurance company that I will collect
Makes me so damn happy that my penis gets erect
Someone dropped an A Bomb…..right on my barn
My wife has cancer from nuclear shit
And where my barn used to be, that A-Bomb now sits
You know Billy Bob….You know what happened?
It was a horrible thing, damn barn blew up, the damn kids, man the kids
Yeah I remember..
Such a bad thing…..Oh Call Jimmy, call jimmy
Yeah Ole Jimmy he’ll know
He knows the way of the Lord
Next they’ll be blowing up the churches
And then…the swine pit
Ooooh no, where’s the Pig-Dogs gonna play, where’s the pig-dogs gonna play? Oh God No!
But wait you know what happened?
What happened?
Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom
Track Name: Norcross 30092
All these fake people, and all their fake smiles
Think they are so perfect, I guess they are in denial
All their fake families, a lot of fake fuckers
In their perfect clothes with their fucking stalkers
Norcross 30092
All the nice new cars, all those nice stores
All these fucking yuppies that everyone adores
All their fake happiness and all the fake problems
Like which car to drive, the beamer or the benz
Norcross 30092
Track Name: Redneck City
Only one street and 12 beer stores
Couple of cows and some redneck whores
Riding my tractor all my life
Fucking my pig and beating my wife
Redneck City where the grass is green
Redneck city where the beef is lean
Redneck city your life is great
Redneck city- a place I hate
Bush hoggin in the hot humid day
Load my truck with a bushel of hay
Drink some beer and eat some innards
Then listen to lynyrd skynyrd
Redneck City where the grass is green
Redneck city where the beef is lean
Redneck city your life is great
Redneck city- a place I hate
Go home late and eat my supper
Bitch at my dad and fuck my mother
I pick my nose and drive my car
I’m gonna be a country superstar
Redneck City where the grass is green
Redneck city where the beef is lean
Redneck city your life is great
Redneck city- a place I hate

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