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Simpers on Patrol

from Hogs of War by The Tone Deaf Pig-Dogs

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Simpers hates people who park like assholes and makes constant fun of them.

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Simpers on Patrol

Compact Cars & Movie Stars
Douche Canoes with Credit Cards
Monster Truck & Mullet Cuts
I'm gonna get you fucker- you're outta luck

Oh no!!! Simpers on Patrol

Magazines & Limousines
Hummer Trucks & Big Ass Things
Hondas, Toyotas, Chevys & Fords
I can't even open my fucking door

Oh No!!! Simpers on Patrol

Inconsiderate Son of a BItch
I hope you die from Crotch itch
Learn to park that fucking boat
If I see yer ass, yer gonna get choked

Oh No!!! Simpers on Patrol

There's only so much I can do
So I ask I implore you
If you see a car that's parked fucked up
Slash the tires & bust the windows up

And tell 'em Simpers is on Patrol

I don't hate people, I hate they way they park
IF they had some decency- they'd stop being such retards
Until they follow the rules- I'll have to be this way
I'm Simpers on Patrol - and you fuckers are gonna pay

Oh No!!! Simpers on Patrol

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from Hogs of War, released June 17, 2016
James T. Warbington, Scott Stripling, Stephanie Simpers

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The Tone Deaf Pig-Dogs Atlanta, Georgia

The Tone Deaf Pig-Dogs form in 1989 in Atlanta, Georgia- breaking up in 2000. Later revived with founding member Mike Nickerson and Main Member Dom Totino reformed and continued until 2013 releasing the Ill Relevant E.P.. Only to reform again in 2019 with Founding members Mark Warbington, James Warbington, Dom Totino and long standing musician partner Scott Stripling. Currently we are still here! ... more

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