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Can of Woop​-​Ass

by The Tone Deaf Pig-Dogs

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1.
Its so Nice, It's so Clean and it makes me wanna scream Mom hates Dad, and Dad hates Mom Always bitching about whose wrong I hate my house and I'm gonna burn it down and I'll burn yours too when you're not around Little Sister's doing drugs I'm hanging out with old school punks we live next door to Michael Bolton he had nice furniture, so we stole it I hate my house and I'm gonna burn it down and I'll burn yours too when you're not around I can't live there anymore my Mom is a fucking whore Dad got mad and hit my mouth so I don't care if I get kicked out I hate my house and I'm gonna burn it down and I'll burn yours too when you're not around
2.
Jerkin Da Gerkin Beating my Meat Jerkin Da Gerkin Sliding the Snake Jerkin Da Gerkin Choking the Chicken Jerkin Da Gerkin My Snake's a Spitting Jerkin Da Gerkin Wacking my Weiner Jerkin Da Gerkin Stroking my peter Jerkin Da Gerkin Spanking the Monkey Jerkin Da Gerkin Slapping the Salami I'm Jerkin, Just Jerkin Da Gerkin Curb Check....It's there...... Jerkin Da Gerkin Greasing my shaft Jerkin the Gerkin Paddling my raft Jerkin Da Gerkin Polishing the tool Jerkin Da Gerkin Shining my Jewel Jerkin Da Gerkin Grinding the Gopher Jerkin Da Gerkin Mixing Baby Batter Jerkin Da Gerkin Creaming the Corn Jerkin Da Gerkin Popping the Cork I'm Jerkin, jerking my dick, Jerkin Da Gerkin Jerk, Jerk, Jerk You want fries with that? Jerkin Da Gerkin Twist and Shout Jerkin Da Gerkin Shooting the spout Jerkin the Gerkin Pounding the Pork Jerkin Da Gerkin Slinging my Cum Jerkin Da Gerkin Throbbing the Vein Jerking the Gerkin Massaging my Brain Jerkin Da Gerkin Fucking my Hand Jerkin Da Gerkin Bombing Japan Jerk that thing right now.
3.
Shambles 01:44
Greed what has it gotten you? A penthouse on Park Avenue Or self esteem, or anything, did it get you all your dreams? I just gave my car away You think I'm fucked up or insane but all my life I worked for shit, how much worse can it get? I would never ask you for anything, anyway You're so proud because you own these pieces of wood you call a home but me I live from week to week and hope I get a chance to eat You see my life is not so great but why the hell should I complain all my life I worked for shit, how much worse can it get? I would never ask you for anything, no fucking way.
4.
Get the fuck away from me You're just a fucking jerk Mommy and Daddy's fuck up Put you on this earth You get everything that you could want You wacky son of a bitch You whiny ass dick head you're just a piece of shit Snot Nose, Snot nose Brat You went to jail one time but your Daddy bought you out if you dont get your fucking way you're gonna scream and pout You cry and moan and complain and sport your selfish ploys leave us all the fuck alone we're tired of the noise Snot Nose, Snot nose Brat Get the fuck away from me You wacky son of a bitch You whiny ass dick head you're just a piece of shit you got everything that you want you're just a fucking jerk leave us all the fuck alone you got your way since birth Snot Nose, Snot nose Brat
5.
In you, in me, in life-
6.
Hey little girl - you're so fine I wonder how I can make you mine I saw you hanging out with that other guy I guess that motherfucker is gonna die Gonna Kill Yer Boyfriend So you can be mine I got my gun, I got my knife now I'm gonna take your boyfriend's life when you're done mourning his death me and you can go have sex Gonna Kill Yer Boyfriend So you can be mine Now you wont hang out with me because you think that I'm fucking looney and I hear you got someone new guess I'm gonna have to kill him too Gonna Kill Yer Boyfriend So you can be mine
7.
Go Away 00:16
Go Away.....
8.
You don't want to know the lyrics.....besides Mike sings them quite clearly it's about incest with your grandmother.....

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Released in 1995- first 7 inch from the Pig-Dogs. Was featured in Maximum Rock and Roll and made the 4 out of 10 top 10 list for that month. Followed up by the 1996 "The Olympics Suck Tour". "Head from Grannie" was just an extra song we recorded during that session. It now has earned it's rightful place among the other tracks as being apart of the "Can of Woop-Ass" 7 Inch..

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released November 11, 1995

Mike Nickerson, The Reverend Jasper (James Warbington), Dom Solo Totino, Adam Funari, Keith Xenos. Engineered by Mike Brennan.

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The Tone Deaf Pig-Dogs Atlanta, Georgia

The Tone Deaf Pig-Dogs form in 1989 in Atlanta, Georgia- breaking up in 2000. Later revived with founding member Mike Nickerson and Main Member Dom Totino reformed and continued until 2013 releasing the Ill Relevant E.P.. Only to reform again in 2019 with Founding members Mark Warbington, James Warbington, Dom Totino and long standing musician partner Scott Stripling. Currently we are still here! ... more

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